Internationals in Spain

My Greece trip last year my first experience of international football which whetted my appetite for a second taste. It came last month in a trip to Spain for the Pinitar cup. The South East coast of Spain, an area insanely popular with the British for beach holidays, summer sun and sangria, and retirement homes. The sort of holiday mentality that symbolise to me, the worst possible type of holiday. I prefer an ice cream on a deserted drizzly beach in January, but that’s just me. The idea of a beach holiday in the sun appals me, just not my cup of tea. Yet here women’s football has found a pleasant stadium to play a mini-tournament to play similarly ranked teams against each other in a friendly tournament. The tempatation of a tournment between my three favourite international teams, Wales, Scotland and Iceland, was just too tempting. Surely Spain in February won’t be too hot and I was just curious to get some idea of what all the fuss was about.

Again I was on a tight, but not as tight a budget as the Greece trip was and Spain being effectively in the same time zone, presented the possibility of an easier trip then Greece. I decided to do it all on Public Transport and ended up not messing up my sleep at all, which meant I didn’t waste a day recovering from sleep deprivation. It did mean I missed the first match of the competition, Wales against the Philipines as I found myself after finishing work for the day on the 5.30pm train to Manchester. Wales won 1-0 anyway and I arrived in Manchester at 9.30pm, nicely timed for a brief curious stroll around the city centre of a city I had called home for seven years and took an early night.

As I stated last time marrying flights with travel times is tough restricted to public transport. This trip was sandwiched by two nights in Manchester budget hotels, sub-£50 a night as it was mid-week, although I would have been unhappy paying more than that for these tired, poorly maintained shells of fine old Manchester buildings. Despite having lived in Manchester for seven years, and even living 3 minutes walk from a railway station on the Airport line, I had never been to Manchester Airport. I’d heard bad things about it which was worrying. Fortunatly in February and catching a mid-morning flight meant it wasn’t too busy and pleasant enough. However I can imagine it being horrible when busy. Somehow Manchester has an airport designed by people with no idea how people flow through an airport. You seem forever in narrow corridors making 90 degree turns into people going a completely different direction. I’m so glad no-one enforced the signs suggesting “no luggage” “on the numerous escalators you are compelled to use as there is no signage to suggest what the alternative route is and the signage is often mis-leading. They also hurry you through the ‘undressing’ at security and just accept a high number of people setting off the archways. Very Manchester and very British really and all kind of works if you’re not too much of a stickler for trying to do things properly.Yet civilisation awaited!

No hickups with the flight, it was RyanAir again. Alicante airport was so much more impressive than drizzly Manchester, clean well-mantained and with accurate signage and I don’t think I had to use an escalator at all! Next the bus into Alicante. The South of Spain with it’s rows of palm trees and strip malls, looks and feels so much like Latin America. In contrast to my first trip to the North of Spain which was so much more European in style. Then a late check in to the hotel. I hadn’t planned on my ‘phones data not working in Spain [A Wales told told me you just need to switch it off and back on again], so it took me a while to find my hotel. Even so it was only late afternoon and I had time to explore the quiet almost deserted streets of the city, I was back on Mediterrean time. So after an explore I had a meal in a deserted restaurant before people came out for the evening and then found a bustling freindly pub for a few beers before bed.

Once people realised that my Spanish sadly doesn’t extend much beyond being able to get a meal and order a drink I found a few English speakers. One guy I think wanted to argue with me about the craziness of Brexit and I perhaps dissapointed him by wholeheartedly agreeing with him and told him that we, the British, still don’t know what Brexit was all about after 8 years of the ruddy thing. The other curious thing was this pub solely played English language music on its jukebox. I asked and was told that the Spanish listen to mainly to two times of music, European music and Latin music, in an almost 50-50 split. They don’t miss terribly well together, so such a separation makes sense. It also gave me the impression of Spain as a country with two foci, one as an old European country, the other in awe of the culture the Spanish created in Latin America in their own language. My room was very hot on my return. I again hadn’t checked the AC, they had set it to a crazy 26 Centigrade, so popped it down to a more comfortable 18 and went to sleep.

Still no footbal today, so instead of racing to Pinatar, I had a day to be a proper tourist in Alicante. Alicante is a beautiful city, easy to walk around, pretty and full of interest. I decided to do the tourist thing and walk up to Castell Santa Barbara. An interesting castle, built on an older castle, which was built on an older castle originally built by the Muslims. The main draw of the trip up is the views, of the mountains, the plains and the curious strips of high-rise hotels hugging the sands of Benidorm. The closest I supsect I’ll ever be to Benidorm. Also some beautiful churches, this was a long time ago, the Christian frontier, so they built them to impress and impress they do. I can’t stress enough how February is probably the perfect time to visit, just pleasantly warm all day and people sat outside the cafes and patiserries which I partook perhaps a little too much of.

Anyway I had to catch the last bus of the day to San Pedro del Pinatar at 5.30pm. A two hour ride of endless roundabouts as the bus kept turning off the main road, to nip into the bus stations of the various towns and cities on the way to pick up or drop off, seemingly one person in each. What I didn’t realise and hadn’t checked was that this meant that in Pinitar the bus station is conveniently located near the main coast road is was not near the beach where my hotel was on the other side of the town. And I still had no data on my ‘phone. Two German ladies were looking similarly lost at the bus station but I think they were a little cautious of a lone male, so I swiftly made my own way in what looked like the right direction and was very pleased with myself to arrive at my hotel 45 minutes later. I still had time for a leisurely meal and a stroll along the beach before bed.

I had done so well with not missing sleep, that I got up without the alarm, a rarity for me. I made my way down for breakfast to discover the breakfast room full of Scottish football supporters. The Welsh supporters were in another hotel. I still had many hours before the first football match , so time to see the town centre and stock up on provisions in a supermarket, trying to pick nice biscuits from unknown brands mainly. A very pleasant town centre of a medium sized town. Browsing the shops I realised how having a little Spanish makes things that bit easier. In the main square was a large pagoda full of children being helped make masks and doing face painting. I had also noticed a similar large tent by the marina.

Anyway, I was in a very relaxed holiday mode and had been a little blase about Google saying it being an hours walk to the stadium. So I was still a few minutes away from the stadium to hear ‘Flower of Scotland’ being blasted out from the stands from the outside.

Game 1 [of round 2 of the Pinitar Cup] was Scotland against the Philipines. I was surprised that there were several hundred fans in the ground for both teams. The Philipines had brought a large contingent across the continents and endless renditions ‘Pilipinas’ and a enthusiastic bunch of players that kept Scotland on their toes and had to work hard for their goals. This was my first international football match as a ‘neutral’, except Scotland are a kind of second team for me. I’ve lived in Scotland and have many Scottish friends, they have loaned me their support when watching Wales on the telly, and I’ve been happy to return the favour over the years. So despite my fellow Welshies being Welsh and supporting the underdogs in the ‘Wales’ section I was rooting for Scotland!

I had finally met up with my fellow Wales supporters and we almost all went to a local restaurant to get to know each other a bit, have a meal and do a bit of pre-match drinking, before my Game 2, Wales against Iceland. It was a bit cold in the stadium as Pinatar stadium is exposed to the wind. I’d brough some string this time so hung my Draig Goch up and there were maybe 40 of us belting out Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau this time. Sometimes we like to think of Wales as a small country, because it is with just over 3 million people and sometimes we like to think we punch above our weight in cultural output and sporting process, especially with the mens football team qualifying for the World Cup last year. However, we are dwarfed by Iceland, a nation a tenth of the size with around 300 thousand people (the population of Cardiff), their own language, great culture, they are amazing. I love Iceland, I’ve been there on holiday and would love to go again. They are my third favourite country for a reason. It was such a great game to watch and the only time I’ve not supported Iceland in anything! I took a friend to his first football match at home last weekend and was telling him how sometimes a 0-0 result can be an excellent game of football and this was one of them. A good result for Wales too, as Iceland are ranked above us in the world rankings.

Pinatar stadium is an odd place. At one end is a leisure centre with a nighclub. I remember watching the Pinitar Cup games last year with the flashing disco lights going in the corner of the stadium. It was there I ended up after the game. I really struggle to hear what people are saying in noisy places and after a few beers I just wanted to dance. So happy with the football I boogied the night away until gone 4 o’clock in the morning.

So, maybe I’m not as young as I used to be and maybe getting involved with rounds was a bad idea. For some reason, I missed breakfast and was a little worse for wear the next morning. When I did muster the energy to make it out I had no real plans about from finding a greasy meal somewhere. What I was not expecting was Carnival. That pagoda and bustling town centre with the face-painting was the town getting ready. This wasn’t the damp, twee excuse for Carnival we have in Wales. This was a full-on carnival as visually impressive as the films most of us have seen of Carnivals in a big cities of Latin America, an extravaganza of colourful costumes a street wide and occasionally as high as the lamposts. With seemingly endless Sound Systems each followed by troops of dancers coupled with enormous variety and creativity in the costumes: There were troops of Goths, Oompah Loompers, Witches, giant Swans , huge Spiders and endless feathery costumes dancing. I felt so priviledged to be there to witness it.

A fantastic experience, not just the noise, the colour, the sense of people celebrating life. It was the very pretty young women dancers, wearing very little apart from a few sparkly straps and a huge headress, shaking their bodies about, cathing your eye, which for a heterosexual male, was shall we say a pleasurably arousing expereince. But behind them they were were followed by middle-aged women showing those young things that they still had it too, often dancing with even more energy and then in the middle, the little ones just about doing the dances right, being shown the ropes for in a few years time when they would be the ones nearer the front. This realisation that these people do Carnival year in year out until they can’t do it anymore. You have three generations dancing togerther for hours on end. Then there are the men, not so many, but a few bearded queens giving it their all too.You get this sense of community and connectedness washing over you.

It just felt so Spanish, out there all day in the daylight. Whereas peak Welshness kind of happens in the dark of the evening huddled under cover somewhere when we burst into song and you realise you surrounded by a hundred people all joining in with Calon Lan, with a few doing the harmonies. For Spain it seems to be dance. These cultural events where everyone comes together to express our joy of being a community are rare, so I felt very lucky indeed to be in a foreign land when they were expressing their passion for their community and culture. At the end it was so lovely to see the dancers making their way home, looking utterly shattered yet with huge beaming smiles on their faces.

Next day was my last non-football day in Pinatar. I just wanted to maintain this wonderful relaxed feeling. I went for a stroll to explore the interesting salt dune system that keeps the waves out of Pinitar. It was fascinating to watch flamingoes in the wild and more life then we get in the colder Northern temperate parts of Europe. A pleasant stroll punctuated by simply sitting on the sands, not being too hot or too cold, reading my book watching the sea and being relaxed away from the hustle of bustle of everyday life. At such moments I could just about understand the appeal of British people coming here to retire, it was so peaceful. I even met some of them n a cafe, a Welsh couple, an English couple and some Germans. I do kind of get the appeal but I’d miss Welsh culture too much. I’m so lucky to live in Wales and know that this peace is just a short walk away up in the hills. Sure it’s a bit cold damp and windy at times, but I think I just like it more.

Anyway I found myself close to the stadium and so instead of a further hour of walking back into town, I would expereince being a proper genuine neutral. For Game 3 was the final of the Pinatar under 19 year olds competition. Hungary U-19 against Sweden U-19s. The thing is it’s so hard to be a neutral at football game. My friend last week was using We to describe Aberystwyth within 5 minutes of watching his 1st game. So after the anthems the Welsh section of the ground had a quick discussion, and we went for Hungary, sorry Sweden [we outnumbered supporters of the two teams in any case)! Technically, maybe I should have supported Sweden because I’ve been there and not to Hungary, but then I did live with a Hungarian for a while. Anyway Hungary it was.

I don’t take much interest youth games, I went to won after Covid because a work colleague was playing for the team. Because whilst technically these players were excellent, considering they were 18 and 19 year olds, they just lack that match awareness, that lack of development of awareness of space. I’m being aware in comparing these teams to full international sides, but this is why I don’t watch youth football. Nonetheless it was a fascinating encounter. Sweden took the lead, later Hungary equalised, then Penalties. I still think penalties are a horrible way to end a football match, but soon enough the Hungarian girls were going absolutely wild with delight on winning the trophy.

The final match day with breakfast with the Scots was a very warm hearted affair. One lady was in her 90s and had been to every Scotland game for decades. Then meeting up with some Wales fans for a coffee and a last look at Pinitar before heading home. It was raining, which just felt entirely fitting for a Wales Scotland game, meeting up in the bar for drinks, the pre-match rituals and soon enough we were all in the stadium again, bolstered by a few extra Welsh and Scots locals we’d bumped into along the way we’d persuaded to come along. Game 4 was another tight encounter. Scotland scored in the first ten minutes, but we kept going, bagging an equaliser and another draw. Some may say that going to Spain to see two draws isn’t that great, but it was. The best moments of these internationsls when you have a section of 30 or so people is a sense of bonding with the players. Some players come over to sign shirts,flags and hats, take a few selfies and a chat with the fans. It’s such a warm feeling, which you don’t get in the mens game.We went for pizza before returning once last time to the stadium for the last game between Iceland and the Phillipines.

So Wales at this point were on 5 points, Iceland on 4, Scotland on 3 and the Philipines on 0. If the Philipines won the game Wales would win the tournament (Iceland had a better goal difference if they were to draw). the other Wales fans were rooting for the Philipines. The Philipines had charmed everyone, were the lowest ranked team of the four and were thre only ones qualified and going to the World Cup this year (partly because Australia and New Zealand hosting make Asian qualifying a little easier). But this was Iceland, my ‘third’ team, they had I think 8 supporters in the stadium. I had a moments intenselty awkward dilemma, then made my decision and left the Wales section to say hello and sit with the Icelandic fans. It was a warm fuzzy decision and I think reflected Wales well in that one person went across to support the Icelanders. Komdu Island!

Kaelan Mikla one of my favourite Icelandic bands.

It was unfortunatly a rather one sided encounter. I think Iceland had worked out that the best way to deal with the Philipines was go on the attack and not worry too much about defending and just used their experience. It worked, Iceland were the victors 5-0, and deserved winners of the tournament. Football isn’t known to be a friendly sport where opposing supportes chat and support each other. That was how this tournament felt for me, or maybe it was just I like all four of the teams. I did feel guilty about not supporting the Phillipines in any of their games, but I shall certainly be rooting for them come the World Cup!

Then it was just the journey back home. Sharing a taxi back to Alicante. Worrying about making my flight waiting for the airport bus, and seeing a RyanAir costumed lady who would be one of my flight attendants on the bus soperhaps I needn’t have worried. Fortunatly the airport was quiet and no queues. I finally had a middle seat on a flight. They are horrible, if those next to you use the armrest you have nowhere to put your arms, if it was longer than the two and a half hour flight I might have struggled.

I’m glad I was going through Manchester, so I got to see the Leipzig against Man City in the Champions League game in Manchester on the telly in one of my old Manchester haunts [another draw 1-1). Manchester has got a bit more trendy since I was living there, I didn’t get my pint of Hyde’s Mild, which I’ve missed! Then a pleasnt morning having another look around town before the trains home. Including an hour and a forty minutes this time in Shrewsbury between trains, but this was fine as I found a few good Country records in a record shop and was home not too late this time!

Solo Greece Away

I suppose it all started with my recent conversion to women’s football and when on the 26th of November 2021 I had tuned in my telly to watch Wales take on Greece in a World Cup qualifiers group stage match, which we won 5-0. However I was actually impressed with the Greek team, I just felt that on a cold, wet evening with occasional hail at a stadium rather exposed to the elements, Parc Y Scarlets in Llanelli, they were perhaps not quite the conditions Greek footballers thrive in, they looked determined enough but rather damp and bedraggled, which the Welsh team were much more accustomed to. I really wanted to go see for myself the return match live. Nine months later I found myself leaving my home at 5.15am on the 31st of August on my way to Greece for the away match and my first ever international away football match.

Day 1 (31/8/22)

Bye Bye Britain!

I hadn’t been on holiday for six years and hadn’t even been to England in three, thanks mainly to Covid. After 8 hours on trains and four hours in the retail hell of Stansted airport, due to a delayed flight, I was finally properly off. I hate flying, but had managed to get a window seat and always love seeing the world from up in the sky, it helps make flying bearable at least until the sun goes. I even managed to sleep for an hour on the flight for the first time ever, thanks RyanAir for having non-reclinable seats, I’m 6’2″. I touched down at 11.30pm Greek time, hopped on the bus and made it to my hotel for 12.30am and crashed. I stupidly forget to switch the AC (Air Conditioning) on, so woke up in a sweaty mess the next morning. A state I would switch in and out of for the next week. I’m not good with heat and just sweat at the merest provocation.

Day 2

I was to return to Thessaloniki on my way back so after breakfast I headed straight to the railway station, without planning which train to catch, bought my ticket from the ticket office and a few minutes later I was on my way to Volos on the train. So much easier and less hassle than the UK. I suspect I’m not unique in this, but when I holiday I generally play the game of how is this place more and less civilised than Wales and Greece was already doing really well.

Travelling on the train is always a great way to see a country. Greece is a land of contrasts, in the distance are towering majestic mountains imagining Olympic gods atop and seemingly all the way up to them is completely flat farmland. Nice, but very odd to a Briton! They also don’t really do hedges or much in the way of woodland at all. Fields just seem to merge into one another. The field edges often seem to be marked by rows of little boxes, which I think are bee-hives, but there seemed to be rather a lot of them for the available flowers? This was what my gaze focussed on, there seemed very little in terms of rural living outside tiny villages and farm buildings, just mile after mile of arable and not a cow or sheep to be seen, but I was here to see the cities. Then it was time to disembark from my first train of the day at Larissa station. Because I hadn’t planned this, I noticed I had two and half hours in Larissa before the next train, so time to explore!

I also needed to buy disposable razors as I’d flown hand luggage only, so couldn’t take a razor with me. I spied a big green flashing cross, a pharmacy, somewhere to buy razor blades and as it turned out my first opportunity there to communicate with someone with very little English. They understood my shaving motions and pointing out my stubble, it seemed pharmacies in Greece don’t sell razors. Then the unexpected happened, the chemist, motioned for me to follow, I followed, we walked for about two minutes to the nearest supermarket and he pointed me in. How nice, how hospitable, something that would be incredibly rare in the UK, yet first go I experienced the amazing hospitability of the Greeks.

So after stocking up on razors, more than 100ml of Sun Goo, more than a 50ml hotel bottle of shower gel and a 1l plastic bottle of some fruity goodness to be my first carry round water bottle for the week, now I could wander around the city. Except not for long. It was midday, so hot and humid, I was a sweaty mess once again. Also Greece doesn’t generally do flat smooth pavements, [incidentally first civilisation point lost for Greece] so I had to carry my wheelie suitcase, so rather quickly I decided planking myself down in a cafe for a coffee and watch Larissa go by for a while was for the best until it was time to return to the railway station.

The train to Volos kind of made me feeI more at home. I boarded an ageing two carriage diesel train, much like I do at home in Wales and not the sleek long modern intercity express trains, to me a proper train. A short while later I was in Volos, with around 28 hours to spare before the match. I’d been lucky again, staying in an absolute peach of a hotel, the Hotel Anastasia, if you are ever in Volos. After a soothing ultra cool shower and some clean dry clothes with the A/C pumping away, I felt myself again. It was somewhat difficult to leave to have a quick explore and find somewhere to eat, back out into the 30C+ heat.

Even without my suitcase, walking still got me sweating within minutes. The city centre of Volos is pleasant enough. Greek cities seem to be built on the Grid system, but are at least a bit more pedestrian friendly than North America. I found a nice place with great food and a stunningly beautiful waitress, which was almost deserted, at 7pm.

My last holiday, was partly in Rome, Italy. A lot of restaurants there seem to thrive on hiring gorgeous ladies to engage you in the street with a view to entice you to eat at their restaurant. Greece doesn’t do that, there is no hard sell. You just plonk yourself down, they instantly bring you some water to drink with the menu. Plus plus plus civilisation points, in the UK you have to ask for water and they kind of begrudge you not buying something more expensive to drink. The food was great as was stopping to sit down in Greece and watch people pass by is great, a chance to stop sweating for a bit. Amazing food done, time for a nice cool beer before bed. So instead of staying there, which as a Welshmen felt wrong, I found somehere that seemed more pubby on a narrow back street around the corner. Excellent beer, but again practically deserted. What was going on? Anyway it was now about 9pm, I’d had two sleep deprived nights, had all the hassle of a 24 hour constant travel stint, was sweaty and had planned for an early night to catch up with sleep anyway, so strolled back to my hotel. All the restaurants I’d passed on the way in were now full of people, eating and drinking together. Aha, so to avoid the heat, Greeks, like the Spaniards I know, eat late, starting around 9pm until midnight! Anyway now I could finally crash, and not have to set the alarm to get me up before check-out time, in a comfy bed, this time with the AC on!

Day 3, Match Day

My late breakfast was interesting. I found a bakery, ordered my delicious Spanakopita (I’d got Greek breakfast already), it’s a wonderful pastry filled mainly with spinach, a bit of cheese, a bit of potato and sometimes something else, they are a little bit different everywhere but a great breakfast. So I sat outside the bakery and ate it with my coffee. Then I noticed something odd. I was surrounded by middle aged man passionatly arguing in Greek all around me (I later learnt that it is mainly politics they argue about) but not a woman to be seen (Sadly, I suspect they are at home cleaning doing the housework, whilst the men socialise). Greece is different with perhaps a larger generational divide then we have. I was just starting on my hjourney to get to understand the Greeks. Unlike at home, where you often get stared at, because people are asking themsleves, who’s he, what’s he doing here, Welsh people are just insatiatiably curious about other people. I seemed to be ignored, left to get on with whatever I was doing, maybe because I was obviously a sweaty Northern European on holiday that doesn’t know how to live in the heat. However sat down outside for breakfast they will just talk to you and seek conversation rather than just find out who you are and that is really nice and refreshing. However these men were a little baffled that I was there for a women’s football match!

I mean in the UK, wearing a football top walking around an archaelogical museum will get you a few looks, not it seems in Greece. So I spent the day just being a tourist really, seeing the gorgeous churches, museums, strolling by the sea: they seem to have lots of feral cats rather than seagulls, whom keep out of your way unlike thre annoying seagulls at home. Discovering freddo cappuccino’s (the iced cappacino that all the Greeks seem to drink) and seeing what a medium sized Greek city is like. Before finally circuming to the heat and drawn back to my hotel’s AC and a rest with a good book.

The Match

The Warm Up

It was quite surreal finally arriving at the stadium. I’m a seasoned football fan. I’ve seen international football on the telly: fans congregating for beers before the match singing in large groups and then walking on mass to the stadium. I sort of imagined it would be just like that in my head. It wasn’t, this is, still a little sadly the lot of women’s football, especially for a small nation like Wales.

I’d managed a couple of beers with one fellow fan in town and some amazing fish dishes, before making my way to the stadium on my own. The streets were empty. I neared the stadium to be approached by some security people. I had come the wrong way. I needed to cross the main road again and go across the bridge. Finally across the bridge I had arrived, and I was pointed towards the ‘Away End’ the FAW (Football Association of Wales) had organised for us. I was here, this was exciting!

I’d partly made the decision to come by some fans of Welsh women’s football on Twitter and we had formed a online group. This group had been spammed by Welsh journalists seeking out people to talk to, this being covered by S4C, specifically Welsh speakers, and it seemed there was not many of us and I had, perhaps naively, agreed to talk to them. However, the walk from Volos had made me a sweaty mess once again and I’d just had two rather quick pints. “Oh helo, y gyfweliad? Iawn, ond dw i’n angen y tÅ· bach yn gyntaf!” “Dim problem”[Oh hello, the interview, yes, but I really need the toilet first” “No problem”.

Except there was no toilet in our section. I had to find a steward to guide me to a fence, which he opened to let me through into the section with a toilet. Quite bizarre really for an international football match? Anyway, relieved and a little less sweaty I made it back to the Away section for a second time. I hadn’t noticed before but there were two journalists present. One was BBC Wales [English language] and one from BBC Cymru [Welsh language]. It seemed I was to answer two similar questions, one in English and one in Welsh. At least they’d only hired one cameralady to share between them. So I made my second appearance on S4C as a sweaty and possibly a little incoherent football fan. Incoherent as I was a bundle of nerves for the English question and then had to do that challenging quick language switch and be on national television (I am also kind of still a Welsh learner). I haven’t even seen the clip which was broadcast on Newyddion, the News programme, immediatly before the game, but work colleagues, perhaps kindly, said positive things about it since I’ve been home.

Anyway, finally I could just look forward to the match and make my way into the stand proper. The experience was very much like being an away fan at a non-league/League of Wales football match. i.e There’s only a hnadful of you, everyone’s really friendly, passionate about the team as you and one I find to be the most wonderful expereince on Earth. And in that there were in total 30 of us. A good away attendence for a non-league/ league of Wales game, but international football, especially after the sell-out crowds at Wembley for the European competition to be in a large almost empty stadium was a little strange.

Before I knew it the teams were ready to start and someone shouted ‘Anthems’. Then it suddenly struck me how international football is different to club football. Here we were, a mere 30 Welshies in an almost empty 22,300 capacity stadium, about to sing our national anthem, live on international television. There was only one thing to do, just belt it out and show the world the pride we have in our little land of Wales. If this wasn’t difficult enough, the music comes from the PA, I can keep tempo with those around me, but when the music and those around you slip apart, it’s not easy, you just have to keep going and simply enjoy being part of it, i.e remember I’m not in the church choir now. Of course by <O bydded i’r heniaith barhau!!!> [Long may our old language persist] I was singing at the very top of my voice. Wow. I hope the thirty of us and the ladies on the centre of the pitch did Wales proud. I think we did, judging by the surprised looks of the Greek fans in the section to our right. Then to make us feel properly home from home, it started to rain! <We’re only here for weather, we’re only here for the weather, Here for the weather!…> We were away and representing our country so I had to chant along with everything, hoping to inspire that little extra bit of magic from the players. I’m saying that as if it was a burden. It was joyous, we even managed a couple of decent renditions of the chorus of Calon Lân

It wasn’t one of our best matches. We kept the ball well, were patient but our chances just didn’t fall quite right and Greece were dangerous when in possession. This could have been a challenging night as we needed at least a point (a draw) to keep our World Cup hopes alive. Then we scored <Carrie Jones, Carrie Jones, Caru Carrie Jones…> (to the tune of Doctor Jones by Aqua), her first goal as a full international.

However we still had 60 minutes to play, we needed another goal or two to relax, they didn’t come. Greece had their chances but failed to put them away thanks to some great goalkeeping from Laura O’Sullivan. It was only later I found out that her dad was standing next to me! For the last few minutes we succommed to time wasting and playing to the corner flag, but needs must. The final whistle went, we had won! three points and then just needing a draw against Slovenia the next week in Cardiff to get to the play-offs. It was just such a wonderful, life-affirming, enjoyable, mad, crazy experience, but that’s football, when you win it’s the best feeling on Earth, especially away from home and when it’s your country.

Volos Stadium

The Aftermatch

Having finally met up with this group of Twitter users, we realised we had no plan, other than to drink our way into town to celebrate our success, to a city that didn’t really know and perhaps wasn’t really bothered about what had just happened. Who were these strange people wearing red tops, waving these flags with big red dragons on? The twenty of us had a great time, drinking until the restaurants were finally emptied at 4am. I think the idea of just drinking and having a laugh with almost total strangers you have a two common bonds with, football and being Welsh away from home, especially without eating is something the Greeks have learned that Northern Europeans do and were so courteous are happy to facillitate our culture, huge respect to them for doing so.

The thing was I was travelling onto Athens the next day and would have a really sore head in the morning. [to be continued]

Back to Wales

I had a fantastic trip to Greece, which I’ll tell you all about later. I just wanted to review the experience of travelling there after my plans.

Late afternoon / Evening flights are not the best option, especially with a budget airline, as I was delayed for an a hour on the way out and over two hours on the way back. It’s always going to be a problem as the ‘planes pick up delays through the day as they shuttle between airports.

I flew with RyanAir, a budget airline who have reduced the costs of air travel by cutting all the unnecessary costs from the experience. I generally prefer budget options which focus on the most important things. I like budget car brands for example that have focussed on the important things like comfort, ease of driving and sound mechanics, rather than ostentation and luxury. The same with Ryanair.

The flight itself was the most comfortable I’ve ever had, I even managed to sleep for the first time on an aircraft. Because the seats were well designed, thin backs to create leg room and space underneath the seats for lower legs especially as their seats don’t recline (thank you, thank you) which means even for someone over 6 foot tall, I could sit in comfort for a short haul 3hr 30minute flight, even with my small bag between my feet. It’s just so nice when things are well designed and Ryanair have got it largely right. The flight crews were also friendly and professional.

The other side of Ryanair takes some research for the booking process and planning for exactly how much luggage you need i.e. yes you can have 9 days in Greece with a small 10kg case and backpack but I only just made it ok with enough clean clothes. You need to understand the minutiae of an online booking process that seeks to add extra costs, sell extra services and penalise you for not having done your research. There is no customer service element apart from the flight crew and understand that if things go wrong it can be a nightmare, but I was realtively fortunate for my flights.

The trains to London all worked fine, though Stansted Express is pricey at £30 from Tottenham. If I had had more time I would have got a bus. My trip back yesterday was a bit of a nightmare. Part of the line had no signalling, so my train was cancelled. Poorly informed customer service staff then put me on the wrong Rail Replacement bus not once but twice, which meant they had to give me a 60 mile taxi ride for the final leg home as there was no final bus. I got in last night just before 1am. It took me 26 hours to get from my accommodation in Thessaloniki to home. People really don’t seem to get this!

Because of my delayed flight (landing in Stansted at 4.30am Greek time or 2.30am locally), meant I didn’t get much sleep at the airport hotel (I managed about an hour on the ‘plane) before the latest checking out time, so I was tired for all the transport hiccups. Also central London was really busy and a little surreal as people were arriving to mourn the passing of the Queen, which happened whilst I was away.

My trains in Greece all worked out fine, it’s a well organised system. I liked that you have a reserved seat which you can book up to departure time.

Wales to the World

Back in April, I thought it was about time I had a holiday, I haven’t had one for over five years. I wanted to support Wales’ women football team in their match against Greece and experience my first away international football match. I wanted to be a good boy and do it by train, with nights in Paris, Torino and the ferry from from Bari to Patras. It sounded wonderful. However after looking into it, it proved too expensive for my meagre means and my plans were shelved. Then last month I decided to go for it and do it on the cheap, which means flying. It is ridiculous facing Climate Change that if you’re poor, this is the only way to do it.

So next week I’m going to Greece. I’m doing this from my home in Wales, which I’ve come to understand entails unconventional means. I’ve described journey planning to people from mainland Europe and North America and they’ve found the idea baffling, so I thought I’d describe it here. Wales is challenging to get to if you’re coming here on holiday, so it’s also challenging to get from. When I lived in Scotland, I lived with a Canadian from Niagara Falls, Toronto. We ‘raced’ home one Christmas, he got home two hours before me, despite a transatlantic flight.

The issue is airports. Wales has one international airport, near the capital Cardiff. It’s nice, but relatively poorly served so serves as a connecting airport for the South and takes about three hours to get to from where I live by car, or about five hours on public transport. You can also access most of the major UK airports in about 4-6 hours, in a wide arc from Liverpool, Manchester, Birmingham, London (5), Bristol and Cardiff. This is the point, there is no local airport for me. So 6 hours to get to the airport, 2 hours to check-in and pass security and passport control, plus allow an hour or two for the inevitable delays on British public transport/ road network. Which means you have two options: Travel to near a UK airport the day before and stay in a hotel and catch an early morning flight or travel on the day and catch a late afternoon/ evening flight and stumble late into a hotel in the destination airport city before travelling on. The former is usually the best option, but does mean paying for a hotel in the UK. I used to do this for work for London meetings, travel down the night before and find an affordable (sub £100 a night) outer London hotel and tube to the meeting in the morning.

I was once with a travelling companion and our flight back to the UK involved a tranfer in Charles de Gaulle airport near Paris. Our luggage didn’t make the transfer. It was hilarious to be at Heathrow airport in London giving them our addresses to courier our bags to, Wales and the Isle of Mull, Scotland. All the profits from our long haul flight gone due to not being able to transfer two bags from one aeroplane to another at the same airport in two hours!

Having to decided to travel you need to book flights and find convenient accommodation near airports. Most booking sites ask you ‘What airport are you travelling from?” “Er… any UK?” nope, not an option, this could have been really tedious. Fortunatly there is one saviour, www.skyscanner.net. This site allows you to find flights from any UK airport. Most of the best value flights are, oddly, from the London airports. I’m going to watch women’s football, Is the stadium in Athens? Thessaloniki? Patras? (the three largest Greek cities with major international airports) Nope, Volos, a small city in the middle of mainland Greece. So this enabled me to search for a flight from ‘Any UK airport to any Greek airport’ .This is apparently not how most people book flights, but I’m Welsh, this is how to do it!

I’m on a budget, and the best combination this time was the evening flight. This means leaving my local train station on the first train of the day, 5.30am to catch a 4.30pm flight. I’m allowing time for some delays but this is still worrying and stressfull as it involved 5 trains, during a summer of rail strikes. I hope I’m going to be lucky. Also, very bizarrely the train to the airport and back costs as much as the flight to Greece and back. Before you give me sympathy, I live in rural Wales, a paradise, we save so much money and time partly by being on a far end of the UK transport network, but that’s for another post

The trip back is less stressful but more of a headache. My flight back arrives at 12.10am, which means paying for a hotel airport to stumble into at one on the morning, to be followed by a day of over six hours on those five trains to get back home.

It’s insane that a large percentage of this holiday budget is paying just to get to and from airports, which is kind of the point of this post. I would heartily recommend checking the travel to and hotel prices for each airport and see when it’s worth paying for a more expensive flight route to save money. It was a London airport for me this time. Organising hotels and travel in Greece has been so much easier and is more fun anyway. I just wish the UK part of travel wasn’t so expensive and such a pain in the bum.

I’ll report back on how it all worked out upon my return.

The “Evil” Empire

PurpleBall

I had the pleasure of watching “The Purple Ball”, a 1986 fantasy film made in the Soviet Union a few days ago. Around the time the film was made I went on a trip to the CCCP with my school. The films date reminded me of that bizarre excursion and I am about the same age as the protagonist featured in the above picture.

I imagine that due to it being the period of Gorbachev, Glasnost and Peristroika that the Soviet Union wished to encourage school visits. I was 11 at the time and was told that this planned trip for the years above me had spaces and there was an opportunity to go to Russia and to me it seemed too good a chance to miss. I didn’t appreciate how strange such a trip was. A few years later a county musical ensemble I was in were offered a tour to Israel, but all the parents refused to let us go to Israel, so went to Sweden instead, but Soviet Russia? fine???

It is perhaps telling that there wasn’t such a huge enthusiasm for the trip from the other kids at my school, brought up as we were with the Cold War, fears of Nuclear Armageddon and the Western propaganda that Russia were “the Evil Empire” and the “Bad Guys”.

Yet, off we went! It was my first time flying, I was 12 by the time we went but I was probably too young to really understand what I was seeing. We were more interested in collecting the really cheap Soviet badges that we were constantly offered by street hawkers and the seemingly endless refrain:

“You want Paul McCartney record?”

“Niet, spaseba”.

This LP was not available in the “West” at the time. We did stand out a mile and must have been a magnet for every hawker in the city dressedas we were in bright primary colours. All the locals were in black or dark greys. We stood out for miles around!

The memories I do have are perhaps of interest:

The Moscow State Circus were amazing.

We went to a school disco, which was very strange as we had no Russian and the Russian school kids had no English, so we sadly didn’t speak to them at all. A large group of them were surrounding this laser disco light, that seemed entirely new to them, which was perhaps provided to make Soviet Russia seem more “modern” I don’t know.

We went to this shop that sold electronics that Soviet citizens were barred from, though quite why a bunch of young teenagers would want to buy big lumpy electronics designed for a different current level? I think the idea was to get Sterling out of us.

We were very naughty. We were supposed to change money into Roubles at a bank, but our teachers decided to take us out into the street and change money on the black market. Which was worth it! Instead of 1 Rouble to the Pound, the official rate at the time, we got 5 Roubles to the Pound. I imagine that those guys were making a very healthy profit on that as well! We even had to do it twice as there was another local school group with us and their teachers wouldn’t let them change money with guys on the street in Moscow.

Was this risky? Were the KGB watching our every move? Or were we just left alone for political reasons, who knows?

Food & Drink

We were even naughtier than that. We went to a shop and brought bottles of Vodka. 12 years old, no questions asked, which was pretty much the case in Wales too at the time! But surely a nightmare for our teachers having 12 year olds drinking vodka in their hotel rooms, especially when we weren’t eating very well as were were young and picky and struggling to like the Russian Food.

One night we seemed to be offered cat food by the hotel, some sort of meat in a thick jelly, just like in tins of cat food we thought, ych a fi! There was this wonderfully sweet tart we got for breakfast though which was heavenly.

Russian Lifts

Our hotel in Moscow was high rise, which was new to me, so there were the lifts. The doors of these lifts would only open for three seconds so we had to manually hold the doors to get more than one person in. I really hate lifts (mild claustrophobia). They were often full too. I think we were on the 27th floor but I was young enough to just run up the stairs without it being too much.

Travelling 1st class

After some days in Moscow we then took the night train to Leningrad (now St Petersburg again). We had a private cabin for me and my friend and I have never since travelled in such luxury on a train. The cabin was beautiful. It was a shame it was night as we didn’t get the see much of the Russian countryside, which coming from ta farming area was actually what I was more interested in seeing than the big cities.

So we arrived in Leningrad, which was very different to the cold concrete blocks of Moscow, and lots of very pretty pre-Soviet buildings. It was colder, snow on the ground and -10 degrees, but it didn’t feel that cold. I now had a furry Russian hat, but I think it was more the lack of humidity that made it seem warmer than Wales was.

Hotels

The St Petersburg Hotel was very posh, wonderfully clean comfortable rooms, however not so the toilets. They didn’t flush, no bucket to manually flush the pan and had no toilet paper. I remember exploring different floors of the hotel in search of a loo that had sheaves of old newspaper left on the string. Once I had to resort to a trip to the lobby to buy a copy of Pravda for such a use!

Shopping

We were taken to lots of tourist shops where we bought lots of cheap Soviet tat. Looking back, I wish I’d bought more as these days it probably has something of a cachet. We did buy reams of Soviet propaganda posters though as they were 2p each! Hopefully, they are still in reasonable condition in my dads attic somewhere!

Sadly most of the trip was very touristy, endless coach tours and the like, though the Space Centre was very cool. The Leningrad underground railway was stunning, every station was beautifully designed and only 5p to go anywhere in the city, if only London was like that!

Really I was too young to appreciate it all and we, as a school group were ferried around by our InTourist guide (who incidentally did extremely well from all the Roubles we were unable to spend or change back.

I still don’t do normal holidays, maybe because of this trip. Maybe it’s a desire to see strange different parts of the world and see how other people live, rather than sweat on a packed beach in Spain.

It was a place that can no longer be visited, the CCCP no longer exists. I could go back to Russia and see it all completely changed of course. Even though I hadn’t spoken with hardly any real Russians, I think it did leave me with a positive view of Russia, which was perhaps the aim, but as one of the kids who had signed up to go, I didn’t have a negative view of Russia.

I still live in a country with a negative view of Russia and still negative media propaganda about Russia, deservedly so to some extent but our government and that of the US are no Goodies by any means. Now though at’s all about Putin, rather than the Soviets. Generally, I feel the ordinary Russian people haven’t had the chance to really connect with Western Europe, there hasn’t really been a period in my lifetime when Russia has not been regarded as a political ‘enemy’ and I think that does influence peoples views of people. If a government is regarded as a bad guy then it’s people must be bad guys too, though this is a false connection as pretty much every government is terrible.

Really if we had just watched more Soviet films and less American films (which often do have a very pro-USA underlying message, <cough> Star Wars <cough> what was that about really? <cough> ‘the evil empire’? <cough>, there would may be less bias against our Russian comrades. The Purple Ball is ultimately a much more uplifting film than Star Wars in my view and it has dragons in! which of course, warms any Welshman’s heart.

British Identities

I wrote in an earlier blog that I didn’t understand how people hadn’t established their national identities in the same way as I had. I think I now get it. National Identity isn’t a fixed thing, it’s fluid.

I define my national identity like this: Welsh, British, European, World Citizen in that order with being Welsh as the prime identity. I felt I had this identity because I grew up in Wales, and thus have an identification with Great Britain & Ireland as it’s nearby and influential, then European, then the rest of the world. This reasoning is based on where my cultural influences stem from.

However this is not the only way of defining nationality. An alternative view  and perhaps a more advanced one is that cultural influence is the prime factor but isn’t geographically based, it’s more based on personal association. The more you associated with a particular culture the more it forms part of your nationality.

For example, I went on a holiday to Iceland and loved being there, ever since whenever I watch an international football match featuring Iceland I now have a preference for supporting them over any other country I have less association with, (with the obvious exception of England!). This is true of other countries I have visited or spent more time in, like Madasgascar or Honduras. I don’t think this bias is all that uncommon.

I know people who have come to live in Wales and over the years they slowly become more Welsh, understand the culture better and take some ownership of it. I have done the same. I have lived for many years in England and Scotland and most of my family live in England  and identify as English and that has strengthened my British identity.

For me there is actually a case for placing world citizen ahead of European as I have spent more time when I’ve been outside Britain in the rest of the world than mainland Europe, yet common European culture is strong enough to not justify this, but I can imagine a year living outside Europe would probably tip the balance.

Everyone, in the island of Great Britain is a mixture of different nationalities as the four nations are bound together by geography, history and culture. I was born  in England, yet because I grew up in Wales, have a mainly Welsh family and have lived in Wales as an adult it has always been my prime identity.

However, people move around a lot more these days, dragging their children with them. It is not uncommon now for someone to have family from one or more countries, be born in another, then spent their childhood in several other countries. Such a persons national identities would be a broad rich mixture and when asked may simply describe themselves as a World Citizen as their primary identity with some justification.

It used to be much simple as most people would have one nation where they lived there entire lives within one country where their families had been for generations uncounted. For such people nationality and ethnicity would be the same and indistinguishable.

A difficulty with this is that having this close identity with a country, of nationality and ethnicity allows some to believe that there is some kind of special relationship between ethnicity and nationality or even that they are the same thing. I was even bullied at school as I was ‘English’ because I had been born there. To those bullies my Welsh ethnicity and identity apparently meant nothing. Is it not then possible for someone to be forced the accept a nationality of a country they spend only their first weeks of life in and never visited again. Place of birth often does matter for another kind of identity, citizenship, or the nation state responsible for you and there has been a tendency in some people to identify with their citizenship, indeed many countries insist upon it in order to be granted a change in citizenship.

I think all this bullying of those who may arguably have a shallower relationship with a particular nationality as they have a broader richness in nationalities is because as human beings identity is important to us. When we are stripped down to our ineermost selves as perhaps we’ve lost relationships with loved ones, it is our prime nationality we return to with proud happy tears. Nationalities are very complicated and mixed up with all our other identities, our selves and our minds, that they are often something we as people don’t want to think about, we just want it to be a given. So whenever anyone questions our prime nationality, we feel very deeply attacked.

This happened only this week. The UK is currently preparing forms for the 2021 census; A survey of the whole population done every ten years. The controversy this time is the ethnicity question. In the current draft if you are white your ethnicity can be Welsh, Irish, English, Scottish, British or other. However if you are not white the only option is British or other. This was brought into the media spotlight by Kizzy Crawford, a wonderful Welsh singer-songwriter, who was upset that she had no access to a tick box to state Welsh ethnicity, whilst white people could. She wrote a passionate piece in a newspaper describing how she felt alone as a child as a lonely non-white child at her school and it was her Welsh identity that gave her strength. We dismiss people’s identities at our peril.

Kizzy Crawford – Adlewyrchu Arnaf I (Reflecting on Me)

Idea Loyalty

When we are young we cling to safe comforting ideas, in a favourite teddy bear perhaps, where a simple love is a soft cocoon away from the confusing ideas of the wider world. We know that teddy will always love us because we have total control over that relationship as it exists in our imaginations, created by us. That relationship progresses, it grows more complex, we deepen those ties within our own heads.

Such idea loyalty is later found in other areas of life. The things that we like, that give us comfort are found in various aspects of our lives, but unlike the teddy bear these relationships exist with entities outside of ourselves, we decide to be loyal or to trust things outside of ourselves. That we do this so readily when those things may not be so trustworthy is really quite remarkable. Yet that loyalty persists.

For example, when we hear a piece of music for the first time, we know that we like that particular piece of music, but may not be entirely sure why, yet we know we like it. It is only with subsequent listenings that we delve deeper and discover why we like that piece of music, we have a relationship with that piece of music.

It’s the same type of thing with attraction. Sometimes we meet people and just instantly like them. As we get to know them we learn why we like them and have a sense of loyalty towards them. Even if we lose contact with that person, or don’t listen to a piece of music anymore, when their name crops up we instantly have warm feelings of fondness, even to sometimes awful pieces of trashy pop music that formed part of our lives when we were young.

We develop idea loyalty. I believe it is partly that we see something of ourselves in that piece of music or that other person that resonates with how we think. Such things engage our interest because whilst they are like us they are also different. The interest is perhaps partly why they are different, what is that subtle difference in worldview.

Politics is another example of this phenomena. Those of us who go through the whole internal debate of working out what our own political philosophy and position is, often tends to resonate with that first encounter with politics. We instantly have a reaction in support of or against something which lick starts that journey. Once this process is complete, we don’t have to think about the politics anymore we know our own position. We have idea loyalty to a particular set of beliefs. It is kind of self-affirming to spend time socialising with people who think the same way, to share a common bond with, it gives us self-confidence.

Of course if we spend too much time on the familiar, with things that are close to who we are, we get bored. It is the things that are different than we enjoy exploring. Yet those familiar things don’t change, we always like the same music, the same people, the same ideas. I sometimes think this is strange, how I don’t come to dislike things I once liked and find that I now like completely different things. Perhaps what we seek as human beings is the right balance of centring ourselves with things that confirm ourselves as valid individuals with the desire to explore the new and unfamiliar. And of course we are all different and have different cravings for adventure into the unknown. This sense is perhaps summed up by how we yearn to go and visit new places and do new things, yet at whilst we are there we crave coming home, there is no perfect point to be at.

However, often we struggle to find this balance, the world often doesn’t allow us to make this process easy. I have suffered from anxiety and perhaps I was partly that way as I didn’t fit in, I didn’t get enough of the comfort of the familiar. Indeed it is those who are different, who don’t fit in who tend to suffer more from anxiety. Such people struggle to find enough people like them, they don’t get enough of the home time to develop confidence to go out and explore as they constantly seek the comfort blanket where none surrounds them.

When I was growing up I had this sense from being in a family and friends who had very different political ideals to my own, different tastes in music and worldview in general. I left home and found some people who were a lot more like me, yet to be with them i had to live in an unfamiliar environment of big cities outside of Wales. In such a situation I could only grasp hold of some of my roots and never all of them at the same time. I’ve also never lived long enough somewhere that felt like home long enough for those roots to deepen and grow to give me the confidence to fly further from home to satisfy my cravings to explore.

I do believe that there are higher rates of mental illness because our society fails top provide opportunities for people to find the balance they need. Most of humanity’s history was spent living in small villages. Where the diverse people of the village enabled people to find their place within that society and it’s economy. The great pushes of modern capitalism seem to force a particular way of ding things upon people, to compete to be at the centre of very large groupings of people. It seems like a society based on certain type of people who like conforming. whereas those people who are different who don’t conform struggle with the abnegation such large societies seem to demand and there seem to be fewer opportunities to find places on the fringes in a globalised world. The stress seems to be on rewarding those with the ability to be central to the one prevalent worldview and that doesn’t suit everybody, whom have idea loyalty to a different set of beliefs.

 

The Lights that Blind

Often on this blog I’ve highlighted the importance of diversity, that we as humans are all different and we have differing needs, that one size fits all approaches never work. So, I wish to discuss a very disturbing recent development with cars, that has failed to respect diversity.

In recent times there has been a trend towards ever brighter lights on cars. I used to think that it was just a few modders not considering other motorists, but they seem to have become standard on many new cars. I am talking about Xenon and LED lighting.

The idea behind these lights is that they are more energy efficient (which is great) and enable the driver to see more with there headlights (which by itself is also a good thing). However such lights dazzle other road users. Technically this is illegal:

UK Highway Code Rule 114

  • use any lights in a way which would dazzle or cause discomfort to other road users, including pedestrians, cyclists and horse riders

However this rule is as far as I am aware never enforced and there is no upper brightness limit in law, so dazzle is defined as being subjective. So if I experience dazzle then technically a vehicle with these lights is illegal. Yet nothing is being done about this!

It’s all of the lights on a car thus fitted, which does cause problems:

Headlights

More powerful headlights allow the driver to see more and may decrease some accidents. There has always been the problem of headlights at night causing reduced visibility to on coming drivers and drivers have developed strategies to cope with this. However when the brightness is increased the danger of decreased visibility to other drivers is increased which may increase accidents. There is a balance to be achieved here. However there is no mechanism in place to ensure the safest balance is achieved.

Day Running Lights

What is the point of these, other than to dazzle other drivers? They offer the driver no increased clarity, merely decrease other drivers vision.

Rear Running Lights

These are essential at night so other drivers are can be aware of other active vehicles. However, dazzling the car behind doesn’t help anyone. Most rear running lights are not too bright until brakes are applied

Rear Brake Lights

Perform the vital role of signaling following drivers of braking, that the car is slowing down and that the driver may have spotted a hazard ahead. However id they are too bright, as many of them are now, they dazzle the following drivers, causing them to be able to see less, which has no advantages.

Stationary Brake Lights

When I learnt to drive, the importance of Handbrake – Neutral was drummed into me. This action switches off the rear brake lights, mainly for safety in a collision but also to stop dazzling the driver behind.

Now, sometimes, we are lazy and we hold our cars on the foot brake. This didn’t cause dazzle problems for most people as the lights were not overly bright and on older models of cars the lights were lower down on the car body, more importantly below eye height, so the light wasn’t directly in the centre of the field of vision. This is an increasing problem as most drivers where I live have dropped the Handbrake – Neutral action when stopped temporarily and more worryingly some modern cars which switch the engine off to save fuel when stationary keep the rear brake lights burning holes in following drivers retinas, well give us sun spots anyway. The problem with this is that the following drivers eyes adjust to the bright light, so for a while afterwards their vision is dimmed, which has safety consequences.

So how did we get to a point where new cars are not designed to be safe?

Part of the issue is that we are all different and have different light sensitivity. I raised this issue with friends and colleagues and most people don’t find these brighter lights dazzling or a problem, even though their vision is still dimmed. However I realised that I am not alone, there seems to be a significant minority of people who are more light sensitive, for whom brighter lights are more dangerous.

Remember we are all different and even see the world in different ways. For example, I didn’t realise quite how prevalent various forms of colour-blindness are. So the needs of the light sensitive should be taken into account when designing and regulating cars on the roads.

There doesn’t seem to be any action on this front. I wrote to the government and they are not even looking into this issue. The difficulty is that the car manufacturers lobby governments for minimal regulations, as surely the market will regulate for safety as it is what drivers want.

However, in this case, market forces don’t work. If your car dazzles others it doesn’t affect you as driver, all you see is your slight improvement in visibility, the negative effect is suffered by other road users. But other road users have zero influence on your choice of car and it’s lighting. Having a really bright car that is more noticed may mean that there is a decreased chance of other people running into you, however when all cars are overly bright this advantage is lost and everyone is left with overly bright cars and the roads are overall less safe places.

It is simply dangerous to not consider the needs of others, especially when no wider advantage makes up for the loss of a particular minority. Everyday I witness inconsiderate driving that may cut a few seconds off someones journey only to slow down everyone else. What is more disturbing is when these issues are built into the cars themselves.

There is a potential solution. Driving spectacles have been developed to reduce light glare. Basically they have a yellow tint which filters out the UV/ blue light spectrum which reduces headlight dazzle. I’ll have to check these out!

 

 

 

German Mice

I have recently returned from a week in Germany. I haven’t travelled much in Europe as an adult. It was fascinating to see the culture which is often described as being most similar to the British. So, I will share my thoughts on German culture from a Welshmans perspective.

My first impression was crossing a road in the evening. There was the usual red and green ‘men’ of a British pedestrian crossing. however even with no traffic many Germans wait for green. In Wales we just cross when it’s clear and only use pedestrian crossings in busy places, regarding the crossing as ‘for the tourists’. I learnt that crossing on red in Germany is a prosecutable offense, which explains the behaviour. What this highlights is that Germans are different, but not so different, the British have this in-built desire to accept and follow rules too, but to a lesser extent. Also generally, in some ways the Germans are more conservative than the British, yet in other ways more liberal, it is difficult to see any guiding principles for the differences.

I was very pleased to discover that I am attracted to German women, not that they are inherently more beautiful than women in other countries, I just love their attitude, they are generally more practical. German women wear trousers most of the time and only wear dresses when it is hot and sunny, they are also unafraid to have short hair, both of these traits I find attractive.

Having said that the Germans lack style. It is odd to be in a country where people are less stylish than the British. Germans generally only wear dark colours, patterned clothing is rare, although stripes seem a current trend. I mean, come on, ‘stripes’ as ‘stylish clothing’ ? A guy purposely ran into me in the street, apparently because I was wearing a floral shirt and I might have been gay? Perhaps this is a difference, whilst Germans are generally more sensible, open and liberal, underneath this are possibly currents of homophobia and racism, that as a culture that haven’t had to deal with yet. As opposed to a more multi-cultural Britain.

Germany, as a visitor, isn’t as easy a place to be vegetarian. The cuisine I found odd in lacking sauces and lacking spices. The Indian restaurant i was taken too served very mild dishes, even though my host asked them to increase the heat for the British palate.

I appreciate that Germany doesn’t have the long relationship with India than Britain has, but currywurst was amusing to discover. Basically this is just a sausage with turmeric or other mild spices, but to imply that it has anything to do with what the British regard as  curry is amusing.

Germany is a loss less densely populated than the UK. There is much more of a seperation of town and country. People don’t aspire to live in the country in Germany as the country is seen as dull and lifeless. Perhaps because German cities work so much better, the housing is better and the public transportation systems are better, not to mention the bike lanes used everywhere.

To me, Germany is a much more attractive society to live in than most of England. There is less of this divisive ‘class’ thing you often find in Southern England. The systems generally work, rather than the individual having to make them work, getting around the cities is much less of a headache.

The beer is cheaper and generally quite pleasant, much better than the crappy lagers I am occasionally forced to endure in Britian. British beer is sorely missed by my friend living in Germany. The Germans find Britain odd. when told that you can get good beer, good bread and even good sausages in the UK, but you have to know where to get it, rather than it being generally available. This is perhaps the big difference, generally things are better in Germany, good things are shared rather than hidden. What I’m getting at as that as a more cohesive conformist society, politically the Germans refuse to give up things that work well.

I think it all comes down to politics, the fact that Germany has a proportional voting system. unlike in the UK where ideological Thatcherism destroyed British society without any meaningful opposition. Hence Britain lost a lot of the glue that holds a culture together and we have become used to division in a way the Germans have yet to experience.

Basically, I had a lovely week and i feel I should visit Europe more, instead of far flung exotic places.